Here are a few "Dad Jokes" to start your Friday.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
